Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Good Night Cleveland!- February 28th, 2008
Sunday, February 24, 2008
Well it's about time... - February 25th, 2008
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Talk to you tomorrow,
Nick
Sunday, February 17, 2008
Protesting the Roses - February 23rd, 2008
The Parliament of Australia. Homey!
Anyways, my lovely and slightly famous tent Bumble Bee Tuna got to camp in front of government buildings, which is nice, and I spent my weekend doing what frankly, has become my normal day-off routine...
Weeeeee!
Anyways, a really intense week, an incredible learning experience, and a whole wonderful group of new people to meet up with across the world.
Only two weeks until Bolivia! Que? You ask?
I know, I know, I'll explain later.
Adios!
Nick
Sunday, February 3, 2008
Gone Bush IV - Through the desert on a horse with no name January 20th, 2008
Monday, January 14, 2008
Gone Bush Part III, A world Apart-heid January 15th, 2008
Mustafa kicked hard into overdrive and we gunned hard north towards Alice Springs. The landscape was rocky and brown, the dust fiery red, the unhindered wind built walls of sand against bleached bones littered near the road.
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I was planning on posting this entry as per the last, images spliced with jibes, a diary of whatever. But the Northern Territory is home to such an appalling social situation that I feel like skipping the pleasantries.
Look, I'll be blunt, Australia is a pretty racist country. It's not hidden, or considered shameful, but compared to Canadian attitudes it's brutal. We get reminders daily in the paper, or through the odd, picked-up conversations, that the attitudes of most Australians are about thirty years behind common Canadian sensibilities. The interaction points out the perhaps comical extremes to which majority Canadian "PCing" goes, but it's a sad situation when the current status of the Canadian First Nations is touted as a role model for future Aboriginal negotiations. I should clarify that this issue has nothing to do with Canada being "better", but with racism, as I had forgotten it existed.
So in a general way, it's easy to pick up on the slightly hidden racism of Australia. Slightly hidden, because until the mid seventies the country had a "White Australia" policy for immigration, coupled with residential schools (like we are familiar with) beefed up with policies for actually stealing aboriginal children from their parents in an attempt to breed out the population. There are no Aborginals in Melbourne. The problem has been dealt with.
I'm sorry for the vitriol, it isn't polite, but since we landed the sheer audacity of this situation has grated on us every day, and I'm finally communicating what the real vibe of Oz is. I find myself writing, deleting, and re-writing whole chapters of furious ranting, my own proof positive of what evil can actually look like when written on the faces of the twenty first century.
What brought about this confession is simple, once we hit the border into the Northern Territory the subtlety went out the window. Alice Springs is the closest society to apartheid I could imagine. I was not allowed to eat outside in Erldunda because "Aborigines would steal my plate". What Aborigines? There isn't a single fucking person in sight for five hundred kilometers, in the middle of the blazing desert, and the bartender, having met me for fifteen seconds, feels comfortable extolling on me his views on the native owners of this land being just a shade below Homo Sapiens.
To the French hitchhikers we picked up, threats that should we sleep outside the campground, Aborigines would arrive and beat us with sticks. We met a couple of nice gents from Canberra, tackling the desert on a pair of BMW's. Helped us with our engine, had a beer with us, really felt like they bonded with us Canadians and our First Nations, who, you see, aren't as greedy as Aborginals, who are "always trying to screw us for everything we got".
In Alice Springs, you will not be served food if you are black.
You cannot purchase alcohol unless you can prove you are white.
These measures are being hailed as progressive, as the Australian government has just begun a military intervention into the Northern Territory, to "save the Aboriginals".
As I write this I feel the howls grow in my chest. I pound this keyboard without mercy, the closest victim for my abusive rage. It is important that I don't try to vent ten months of anger in this one-day space, so I'll just chill a bit, and make it through the tale.
In Alice Springs Jess and I learned that Bhutto had been killed, felt like sinking this whole damn place into the sand, headed north to a watering hole to camp. The sunset didn't care about misery though, and put on a beautiful show none the less. Drove south to Uluru the next day.
Uluru is epic. To see it up close is magnificent. But the rock had only partly to do with what, for me, has been the best moment I have experienced in Australia. We made our way with determination to the Aboriginal Visitor Centre, and met Martha, a beautiful woman who understood not only the pain Jess and I were trying to express, but the sensitive struggle of communicating an issue for which you have no right to anguish. The oppressor, seeking salvation. We talked, and shared stories, and I can actually say that I have felt the oft-touted experience of a soul being lightened, a dialogue which brought me such peace I cannot forget.
I'll stop here, at a moment of calm. Jess and I watched the sun set on Uluru. Moments of my life which I will never repeat, those sent straight to the memory for recollection, the time I saw the sun set on Uluru, the stereotype of my existence.
I am weak with the days of compromised indignation here in Melbourne. Saturday is Australia Day, the original dwellers of this land call it Invasion Day. Visitors to Uluru bring in $400 million dollars a year, and the anangu receive nothing. There was a story yesterday that the children of the Aboriginal nations who "co-manage" the land are swimming in sewage to stay cool, the government has shut down the project for swimming pools...
"...always trying to screw us for everything we got".
The end of the trip to follow, life to follow after that. I've got to retire for now, maybe swing by my local supermarket and pick up some of the "Jap Pumpkins" they have on sale.
Nick.
p.s. Here are the photos I was going to include, rocks easy to include, human misery difficult. Take 'em with a grain of salt.
Monday, January 7, 2008
Gone Bush, Part II - January 8th, 2007
Leaving Broken Hill after a marvelous Christmas, and urging the Mighty Mustafa forward with every inch of will he had. Good success dodging the law so far, and the weather was starting to really warm up. We had to first go south along the Barrier Highway to Port Augusta, a charming city that boasts both coal factories and polluted bogs. When you cross into South Australia you are coldly greeted by a fruit and vegetable quarantine officer, who is probably the last un-caught member of the 1940's German government, and regardless of the fact it is Christmas Day, run a very high risk of being anally inspected for tubors. Kids, watermelons may be cheap in New South Wales, but there is another price you will pay. A very, high, price.
Anyways, new destination, Coober Pedy! We've all heard of the town in Oz where everyone lives underground, well this is it. It's routinely over fifty degrees here in the summer, and it's also where 85% of the world's Opal comes from, so the townsfolk have all dug out caves with mining machines and live in the absolutely wonderful 20 degree paradise. Jess and I camped underground, which aside from the temperature comes with the added bonus of sleeping like you're in the womb.
We headed a little bit northwest to see the Moon Plain for the first time, which is absolutely stunning. They filmed some of Mad Max here, and you can see why. As far as the eye can see, nothing. No trees, no shrubs, no grasses, no sound. A horizon which is literally burning itself across your vision. The ground is like a cracked and dried wound, and the only manifestation of willpower for hundreds of kilometers is the Dingo fence, a fence three times larger than the Great Wall, which keeps dingos out of the southern, sheep-filled regions of Australia.
Saturday, January 5, 2008
Gone Bush, Part I - January 06, 2008
Now, I know that most you would also choose a 1987 Toyota Station Wagon Camry to drive deep, deep into the Aussie outback, (a region of the world, I might add, which continues to consume less wise travellers) but would you be also be so wise as to pay no more than $600 for it, and purchase it without driving it whatsoever?
Haha my friends, we see now where the wisened are seperated from the novice. As a final note to any future car buyers, do as we did, and take care of the most important step: naming your car. In fact, if you are a very talented mechanic and auto afficiando such as we, than you will realize that creating your car's personality is far more important than say, even letting a single qualified person look at it before driving 5,000 kms into the desert. But hey, I squeezed the fan belts and they were okay. I think. Also, moustafa has purple tinted windows, and a spoiler for chrissakes. And so our steed was chosen.
Anyways, it was Jess's birthday on the 22nd, so we went down to the Victorian coast to a town named Warrnambool for some surprise pony riding and general birthday celebrations.
After the journey south, we geared up for the long haul north, aiming to spend Christmas Eve in the desert around Broken Hill, NSW. Oh, I might have forgotten to mention, and did to many people, that we didn't really go through all the fancy pancy details of say, "registering" our car, or really making sure it had a "road worthy certificate", or something as flimsy as "insurance", or for all practical purposes, those pesky "driving licenses". So we had to drive very, very responsibly, and stay very, very far away from all forms of law. And if anyone saw the car, we had to chop them up and put them in the boot. Sigh.
Finally we pulled into Mutawintji National Park, piked up the homestead and settled in for one of the most beautiful Christmases of my life. The park was completely empty, a vast national treasure left solely to us, and we relished the silence, and the company of the wildlife. A small pack of roos sat around our campsite, and the trees were literally teeming with cockatoos. The sun melted deep into the desert hills, igniting a sky with pastoral clouds and drifting zephyrs. The sated ghosts of Christmas past seemed curled at my feet.
Jess made an incredible dinner to mark the sunset, a four course fantastica cooked in a two-pot campsite. In a moment of balance, the final diminished sun gave way to a rapidly rising and weighted moon, full in grace and pale glorious with intent. The soft crooning of imported Christmas carols drifted alien but welcome across this most foreign of landscapes. It was my first Christmas overseas, my third since I left Edmonton, and yet the continuation of all my years and traditions, the same ripple in the same footprint, a relic of ritual brought like a fragile ember to an unknown land. Here a moment of maturity, another lesson, for me, in becoming a man; the world is not as it demands, but as I bring to it, not a table prepared, but the bekoning of my appetite. A feast prepared in the desert, the produce of a will brought to a supple branch of the earth. It was a beautiful evening.
But then! Presents! Wake up Cockatoos, it's Christmas morning!
An orgy of presents, an entire box of sweet swag from the family back home, and a gorgeous violin from Jess. I call it my guilt-box, and now have the pleasure of dedicating my life to this beautiful yet painfully difficult instrument. Merry Christmas to you to J.
Anyways, went for a quick hike in the park Christmas day, barely squeeked out of Broken Hill, and headed south along the blindingly straight Barrier Highway to South Australia...
More to tell later, Merry (belated) Christmas Everyone!