Tuesday, October 14, 2008

Old and older - October14th, 2008






Oh, went for a nice quick jaunt to Tower Bridge and around the Tower of London. Only one thing to make a point on about the whole affair, and that is this:


THERE IS A CASTLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CITY.
Okay, that's really the only point. The rest is just old buildings.


















The gate there is the Traitor's Gate, and it's awesome since it's only for boats. Kind of a cool "three-musketeers" sneaky river entrance kind of thing. Awesome.

And it's nice to be able to bike past these things on the way to home. I won't hide that.

N

Making plans for Nigel - October 14th, 2008



Looks like no global meltdown. Now I have to return this giant Apocalypse cake I ordered. I should not have gone with ice cream.

I heard this song playing in a restaurant in Coroico, Bolivia. No one knew what it was, but there was a chance it was Bruni, which, as you can tell from the ridiculous video, is embarassing. But very nice.

not much to report, i mean on an easily available, daily, basis. i can't even spell right now. look at me, i'm in a no-capitals phase. that's not good. next comes the dreaded usage of u as a pronoun. u know.

At a dead stop in life right now. Cannot for the life of me find work in this city, and yet to be seized by the magic somehow associated with it. I keep lowering and lowering my standards for work, soullessly, and expect tomorrow is going to be call center day, I mean it's that rough.

My foot is injured from stepping on, and fully inserting, a sewing needle into it, which Jess, in a moment of snake-bite fury, pulled out with her teeth. Crazy. Why a sewing needle? Hmmm, maybe because I've become addicted to Cross-Stitching, a hallmark of decent into Hipsterism, and it's endless avant garde of the Ironic. Frankly, I'm two-weeks unemployed, and it's hobby time. Next comes yelling at day-time tv cooking shows.

"Honey! Come quick! He's gonna sautee the duck! Yaaaahh!" (I am, of course, and perhaps most disturbingly, also home alone at these times.)

While I'm more than eager and willing to bloat my schedule with classes of every nature for a vast multitude of tasks, whatever job schedule might impose itself upon me would in fact trump those classes, so they must wait until things have solidified. I have a deep relationship with the fridge.

Okay, time to head out again into the World of Employment-Seeking, which is a lot like a planet run by a master race of Brain Slugs, I would imagine.

Love,

Nick.

p.s.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

Contact

Ohho, it appears I have begun my domestic life, and have plugged myself into the grid in the following ways:

Home Phone: International dial 011-44-2089862664
Address: 43 Primrose Square, London, E9 7TS

N.

Jump - October 9th, 2008

Blast! I was constructing such a lovely rant about the End Of the World (tm), and the clever minds of Big Brother have managed to whisp it away on the ethereal internet tides. So, bereft of lengthier thought, here was the gist of it:

The UK government has announced a "plan" to bail-out the crumbling, self-devouring edifice of of the unrestrained financial markets, to the tune of 500 billion pounds, or 1 trillion dollars. This is enough money to remove starvation, cholera, malaria, and every immunizable disease from the planet Earth for decades, and the minister who has proposed such a Bold and Historic mindless idea has already admitted: "It may not be enough".

This sign seen on Wall Street, brought to attention by Ian:
Also found on the sidewalks in my borough: "All Banks Are Fuckers".
This also from British Government: All Emails and Phone Calls to Be Monitored
Not any outrage, but not any surprise either.
In the last rundown, sorry for not writing much, but my writing, as my life, is not at it's best right now. Also, can barely move my legs from finally getting into Parkour, this a video of the guys who I take classes with, I think they have a personal vendetta against every one of my muscles.
Have to run, think the cafe is about to get to robbed, dddooooodddgy.
Nick

Monday, October 6, 2008

Coming up for air - October 6th, 2008

Sorry for the rude silence all, I guess I could say I'm getting a little bit of sanity, and now seems a good time to get the wind back.

I did my first day of parkour today, and I don't think my limbs will actually carry me home for my long, (and probably eternal) night of sleep.

I will elaborate more and more tomorrow, with photos, and nonsense, and all the good stuff one good expect.

All my best all, until the morrow.

Nicholas.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

My plan for global domination - October 1st, 2008

1) Buy phone.

2)Call friends and family whom have probably disowned me during the last days, weeks, and months of non-contact.

3)Maybe eat some toast or something.

4)GOLBAL DOMINATION



Working on 1), we'll see about the rest.

-N

Monday, September 29, 2008

6 switches and a fuse - September 29th, 2008

Is somehow the amount of work required within the domain of my flat to coerce hot water to expunge itself from my tap. The relationship is, at best, trying.

All right then.

So it's been about a week since I arrived in London, and so far my trans-atlantic communications have reinforced the point that no matter how lazy and free your exsistence, without a phone and internet you get to seem frantic, without any sort of pre-requisite franticisity.

Our flat is becoming more and more likeable as the days draw on, or rather as it becomes clear our distant and small abode is actually imminently affordable, neighbourly, and downright grandiose by London standards. So, like a case of chlamydia, you're not super pleased, but you realise it could be a lot worse. Like herpes worse. And no one wants to live in a herpes apartment. (No offense Bob.)

The grey blob of sky has eased the last few sunny days, and the difference in the city is obvious, even enjoyable. The word most commonly scribled on beer-stained postcards from europe is old, as in really old, derived oftenly from i mean super old, man, and the vocabulary is of course fitting. Cities with the power and size of American behemoths, but girded with gold instead of iron, pebbled, not paved, born, not forged. But not to forget the roots of this history amidst gilded towers, it is still a country built on blood, and made of riches torn from the world's coasts. In a way this city is the birthplace of our culture, and it's beauty stands still triumphant...
I suppose I'll leave it at that.

Anyways, not a lot of photos yet, as like I mentioned before I have time, lots of it, and the gray skies lead to gray photos. I'm starting the work-hunt today, and if you could see my resume you'd understand why it'll be an interesting search, my cv actually containing the following paragraph:

unrelated experience: can speak spanish poorly, have worked at super cool jungle farmd deep in the amazon, have tried to surf (unsuccessful), am immune to chicken pox, learning to cook, really good at winking.

So you can imagine how that is going.

I need to do a whole bunch of grown-up things the next few days, like get a bank account and utilities and bathe, and all that rubbish, so you can guess it'll lead to some preeetty exciting blogging!

Oh my this island gig is weird.

Nick out.

P.S. I should add, Bob Does Not Have Herpes. (Or if he does, then at least he doesn't have such a great garden of herp that his apartment could not be classified as a "herpes apartment".)

You're gonna dye lonely Bob, I will make sure of it.